1) After Tollywood T20match.

jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?

Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!

2) jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.

Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..

3) jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?

College name enti Babay..?

Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"

4) jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?

Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...

5) Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...

Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????

6) jr.Ntr: IIT ki Opposite word enti babay...?

Balaya:U U coffee ra.......



7) jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?

Balaya: cheppanu Kani i 2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...

8) jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu...?

Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...

9)Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..

Ntr: Enduku Babai...?

Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..

10) Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.

Ntr: babai manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?

Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..

Last but not the least......



Ultimate one☺



Sir: Nuvvu emi avvalanukuntunnavu ra??

Student : Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police ayyi,

manchi soft ware company lo, lawer ga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job cheddamanukuntunnna sir

Sir: Rey nijam cheppu nuvvu nuvvu nuvvu BALAKRISHNA fan kada...?

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

best of luck suneel

@kadappa Simham

Excellent jokes on ballaya ,there r more jokes on balaya .

Ballaya Future Projects:

1)Bavatar (Remake of Avatar)

2)Bitanic (Remake of Titanic)

3)Brush (Remake of Krish)

Breaking News:

Balakrishna crossed the mark of 50 lakhs remuneration.

RGV is kicked out from Bollywoods...now he is slowly joining Tollywood to spoil entire TI.

Kindly kick-this-idiot from TI

friend,

kathi laanti jokes vesavu. even though i am a fan of sr ntr, i appreciate your humour. fantastic. keep it up.

try to play jokes on others also.

one more thing to say that i should double appreciate you because your jokes are only of humour without any vulgarity like others in this site.

keep it up again.

Kummavu boss, edho tiitinattu kaaakunda
manchi humour nindi vunnayi jokeslo.

Super babai.. Balayya majaakaa..

http://www.andhravilas.com/telugunews/160145/1/chirupai_rajani_mandipatu.ht ml

balayya gaduki saripade jokes

KCR Directing movie....comedy

http://www.telugumovielover.com/2010/08/tv9-evari-gola-vaaridi-kcr-directed .html
http://www.telugumovielover.com/2010/08/tv9-evari-gola-vaaridi-kcr-directed .html
http://www.telugumovielover.com/2010/08/tv9-evari-gola-vaaridi-kcr-directed .html

Such a sucking Herion, RGV was not able to find any other good looking actress?
Another disaster from RGV definetly.Atleast he could have got a good looking herion...

Balaiah & Jr NTR Jokes:

Jr NTR: Enti babai, nuvvedo flight nadipaavata. kaani land cheyyaledanta.. emiti sangati.

Balaiah : Ademito gani, nenu land cheddamanukunnatalo ne run way end avutundira. mana vaallu run way podavu inka penchalanukunta...

Pilot : Nee bondem gaadu, neevu run way meeda addanga dimputunnavu flight.

Traffic lo balaiah:

Jr NTR : Babai, neevu ippudu ekkadunnavu.

Balaiah : Abids road lo car maanchi speedga drive chesthu velutunnanu raa.. deniki...

Jr NTR : Maremledu babai, adi one way kadaa.. aa route lo evado wrong side lo chaala speedga vastunnadanta.. jaagratha.. ippude TV9 lo chepparu.. kaasta choosukoni nadupu..

Balaiah : Ee tv9 vaalleppudu intheyra... ikkada okkadu kaadu, andaru wrong side lone vastunnaru..ee vishayam tv9 ki phone chesi cheppu..

Balaiah hotel bill:

Jr NTR : enti babai, ninna hotel lo bill daggara godava ayyindanta..

Balaiah : Maremledura. waiter bill teesukochi cash paymentaa, card paymentaa ani adigadura.. danto nenu card payment ani card ichanura..

Jr NTR : ye card ichav babai, ICICI ya, HDFC ya leka CITY carda..

Balaiah : Ration Card...ra..

Berth in Train:

Jr NTR : Enti babai, train prayanam chesi dull ga vunnav... ratri niddura pattaleda..

Balaiah : Naaku upper berth vachindira.. neeku telusu kada naaku upper berth lo nidra pattadani..

Jr NTR : Mari lower berth vaallatho berth exchange chesukovaalsinaavu babai.

Balaiah : Exchange chesukundamanukunnanu raa.. kaani lower berth lo evvaru raaledura...

Balaiah standing infront of a Mummy.

Jr NTR : babai, idi pakka accident case ani anukuntaa... emantaav.

Balaiah : Avunu raa.. pakkane lorry number kuda raasaru.. BC 1450 ani...