rachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ram charan no1 ante

Good luck buddy

Good decision but Krishna vamsi has to be ready with bounded script and not hop on single point in entire movie.

This guys spends all energy on single point entire movie.

Ram charan number oneeeeeeee

Nenu kooda Aravagalanu Sunil No.1 ani.......


Nuvvu entha gunjukunna Mahesh babu is present No.1 Hero.

PAWAN IS NO1 NO BODY CAN REACH HIM

he is looking like a 0.5 in the picture. he should go for some more face surgeries.

inka enni cheyinchukuntadu papam

orey babu aa photo chudaleka pothunaam teseyandi ra.
aa maada gaadiki malli cinema okati.
thu ne......

rachaaaa
kadhu ra rochuuuu.
ina aa movie lo vaadu dual role anta.
oka role lone vaadini chudalekapothum.
i think aa 2nd role heroine character yemo.

mada mahesh number one kojja lo.charam number one

Only badmash nTR family cannot accept this,

No doubt CHARAN is no 1

IF ANY ONE COMMENTS FILTHY ON THIS THEY ARE REAL BASTARDS LIKE NADAMURI VAMSAM

kojja mada mahesh tuffffff
charan rufffffffff

pandimuri gadu ntr pandhi gadu
mahesh koja gadu

ram charan number one

RAMCHARAN IS THE NO.1 HERO.HE ALREADY GOT TWO NANDI AWARDS,TWO FILMFARES FOR TWO FILMS.HE IS THE BRAND AMBASSIDOR FOR TWO TOP COMPANIES.THIS CAN BE ONLY POSSIBLE TO RAMCHARAN. THIS IS MY DREAM COMBO.I HOPE THIS NEWS IS TRUE.I DOUBT IT IS VANDEMATARAM WHICH HE WANTED TO DO WITH CHIRU.

IS THIS THE SAME HERO WHO MADE THE ACCIDENT AND KILLED AN OLD MAN ON THE ROAD FOR DRUNKEN DRIVING AT 5 AM IN THE MORNING?

YES HE IS THE SAME HERO.BUT THEY MANAGED WITH THE PRESS WITH HIS FATHER CHIRANJEEVI

Nee yabba Ram charan ki vachindi 1 nandi award raa...Asalu Magadhera(2009) ki inka awards raala....

Mahesh babu got 2 Nandi awards 5 special jury awards 6 film fare awards....Ee awards Chiru,NBK la ki kooda raala......Mari nee lekka prakaaram Mahesh entha No.1............

Thoo Asalu Tollywood pedda chetta family edante adi chiru family ne....Chiru pedda Daughter ki Addamga pelli aagipoyindi...2nd daughter emo ekamga lechipoyindi....Ika Tammudu P'over' star pawan kalyan ni nadi road meeda Naalugu dengi Gundu geepichaaru...Ika chiru gaademo NTR ni choosi party petti pedda Konda ayyadu.....Ippudu Ee pooka ram charan gaadu nenu dual roles chestanani cheppi prajalani saava dobbutunnadu...Chee em family ra babooooooo..........

RAM CHARAN ante andari ki enduku raa bhayam...
MEGASTAR CHIRANJEEVI ki nijamaina varasudu.
NTR family ante tokka lo tokka.
PAWAR STAR PAWAN KALYAN vastunnadu PULI laa...
aa panja debba ku NTR famili govinda goovindaa...
tatala charitra cheppukuni batike daddammala toh poti naa...
ha ha ha ha...

KOMARAM PULI 9 na vastundi NAKKALU jagrata...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU PAWAR STAR PAWAN KALYAN

jai chiranjeevaa...

jai komaram PULI.

KEKAA

Balaiah & Jr NTR Jokes:

Jr NTR: Enti babai, nuvvedo flight nadipaavata. kaani land cheyyaledanta.. emiti sangati.

Balaiah : Ademito gani, nenu land cheddamanukunnatalo ne run way end avutundira. mana vaallu run way podavu inka penchalanukunta...

Pilot : Nee bondem gaadu, neevu run way meeda addanga dimputunnavu flight.

Traffic lo balaiah:

Jr NTR : Babai, neevu ippudu ekkadunnavu.

Balaiah : Abids road lo car maanchi speedga drive chesthu velutunnanu raa.. deniki...

Jr NTR : Maremledu babai, adi one way kadaa.. aa route lo evado wrong side lo chaala speedga vastunnadanta.. jaagratha.. ippude TV9 lo chepparu.. kaasta choosukoni nadupu..

Balaiah : Ee tv9 vaalleppudu intheyra... ikkada okkadu kaadu, andaru wrong side lone vastunnaru..ee vishayam tv9 ki phone chesi cheppu..

Balaiah hotel bill:

Jr NTR : enti babai, ninna hotel lo bill daggara godava ayyindanta..

Balaiah : Maremledura. waiter bill teesukochi cash paymentaa, card paymentaa ani adigadura.. danto nenu card payment ani card ichanura..

Jr NTR : ye card ichav babai, ICICI ya, HDFC ya leka CITY carda..

Balaiah : Ration Card...ra..

Berth in Train:

Jr NTR : Enti babai, train prayanam chesi dull ga vunnav... ratri niddura pattaleda..

Balaiah : Naaku upper berth vachindira.. neeku telusu kada naaku upper berth lo nidra pattadani..

Jr NTR : Mari lower berth vaallatho berth exchange chesukovaalsinaavu babai.

Balaiah : Exchange chesukundamanukunnanu raa.. kaani lower berth lo evvaru raaledura...

Balaiah standing infront of a Mummy.

Jr NTR : babai, idi pakka accident case ani anukuntaa... emantaav.

Balaiah : Avunu raa.. pakkane lorry number kuda raasaru.. BC 1450 ani...

Nice jokes and comedy...

NXT SUPER GIGA CHARAN


Good Luck


Harry

CHIRU & CHARAN TEJA Jokes:

CHARAN TEJA: Enti NANNA, nuvvedo flight nadipaavata. kaani land cheyyaledanta.. emiti sangati.

CHIRU : Ademito gani, nenu land cheddamanukunnatalo ne run way end avutundira. mana vaallu run way podavu inka penchalanukunta...

Pilot : Nee bondem gaadu, neevu run way meeda addanga dimputunnavu flight.

Traffic lo CHIRU:

RAM CHARAN TEJ : NANNA, neevu ippudu ekkadunnavu.

CHIRU : Abids road lo car maanchi speedga drive chesthu velutunnanu raa.. deniki...
CHARAN TEJ : Maremledu , adi one way kadaa.. aa route lo evado wrong side lo chaala speedga vastunnadanta.. jaagratha.. ippude TV9 lo chepparu.. kaasta choosukoni nadupu..

CHIRU : Ee tv9 vaalleppudu intheyra... ikkada okkadu kaadu, andaru wrong side lone vastunnaru..ee vishayam tv9 ki phone chesi cheppu..

CHIRU hotel bill:

CHARAN TEJ : enti NANNA, ninna hotel lo bill daggara godava ayyindanta..

CHIRU : Maremledura. waiter bill teesukochi cash paymentaa, card paymentaa ani adigadura.. danto nenu card payment ani card ichanura..

CHARAN TEJ : ye card ichav NANNA, ICICI ya, HDFC ya leka CITY carda..

CHIRU : Ration Card...ra..

Berth in Train:

CHARAN TEJ : Enti babai, train prayanam chesi dull ga vunnav... ratri niddura pattaleda..

CHIRU : Naaku upper berth vachindira.. neeku telusu kada naaku upper berth lo nidra pattadani..

CHARAN TEJ : Mari lower berth vaallatho berth exchange chesukovaalsinaavu NANNA.

CHIRU : Exchange chesukundamanukunnanu raa.. kaani lower berth lo evvaru raaledura...

CHIRU standing infront of a Mummy.

CHARAN TEJ : NANNA, idi pakka accident case ani anukuntaa... emantaav.

CHIRU : Avunu raa.. pakkane lorry number kuda raasaru.. BC 1450 ani...

Hi friends!!

RAM CHARAN edo swayamkrushi to cinemas loki vatchinatlu aa buildup entra babu......

TOLLYWOOD REAL HEROES ARE:

1.Sr.NTR

2.CHIRANJEEVI

3.RAVITEJA

4.Jr.NTR

5.SIDDHARTHA

mari Zoo NTR swayamkrushi tho vachchda...valla thatha peru cheppakunda oka film peru cheppu

Kanna vallu petina peru cheppukune dammu leka koja nakuduku peru marchukunnadu.Vadoka hero vadi koduku inko pilla koja

Intlo vunna akka chelelu jagrathaga chusuko.Mundu vallu vellaki hand ichi inkokadi tho jump ai.All time record break chestremo chudu.Taravata nuvvu kottu

Dear N-Clan fans, once again you guys are at the wrong place - Mega Heroes dont fall in our class, neither does any other telugu heores..mana class veru; Langa-Lungu cinemalu, manam veladiste trains will go back, chelli ki heroine ki diff. lekunda act chestamu manam, why are you comparing ourselves to these guys; we are the number one in the market, our family has ultra heroes like ntr, nbk, kalyan ram, obulesu etc - mana class ne veru; light theeskondi;

Evaru raa wrong place...Pichi dash gaa..chudu puli lo helicopter seens..kodakallara theater lo nunche paaripovalasinde...Already Stallin and Vardudu Graphics kee..ekkada Mabbulu kammukunnayee...already Balayya nee chudalekapotutee vadiki poteegaa Chiranjeevi KHANDAAN Antaa ready avutunde...It's out bad time 4 telugu movie buffs

Chiranjeevi maatram swayam krushi tho vachada....vaalla mama Allu ramalingaih peru cheppukokunda chesina okka cinema cheppu....

friends,

our janta & banta ( jr ntr & balaiah ) have created the world record by crossing santa & banta singh jokes. present, all over india, their jokes are at top list. more than their movies, they became quite popular with their jokes. here at CA, every one is discussing about their jokes.

congrats janta & banta, i am sorry jr ntr & balaiah

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MAGADHEERA THO ANTI-FANS KI GUDDHALO GADDAPARA DIGINDHI.KULLI KULLI CHACHIPOTHUNNARU.
RAMCHARAN IS NUMBER ONE HERO IN SOUTH INDIA AFTER RAJNIKANTH.

Ala aithe Nuvve Kaavali vanti All time Industry Hit tho Tarun kooda South India Number 1 Hero.

Yes NTR,NBK has created record....Kaani Just Ippude Chiru and his family has broken that record...Ippudu Ekkada chosina prajalu Chiru family meede jokes hahaha......

Sir, meere Chiru peru chepparu... Aythe me opnion marchkondi... oka vele maristhe...... Mi mataku mere viluva ichchnattu kadhu... So in brief whole India knows Chiru came on his own... Allu Ramalingaiah garu chiru ni hiro ayna tharuvatha alludini chesukunnaru.. ( remember )Kani mee ZOO Ntr first movie nunchi latest releave kabothunna movie lo kudu valla thatha (NTR) nuu vadukuntanndu

evado kashtapadi type cheysi balayya ni jr.ntr ni aadukunnadu jokes tho....nuvvu names maarcheysi charan and chiru ani pettina evvadu navvadu...nee meedhey gaandrinchi oosthaaro.....intikelli maharadhi cinema choosi zandu balm raasukoni paduko po

balayya fans veyse jokes ki vaallaki kooda navvu raadhu kaneesam
if balayya is in magadheera dialogue goes like this
"JANAALANI thana cinemalatho saavadobbe bandoduuuuuuuuuuu......
JOKES tho brain fry cheyseyse
gaandu gaaduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......
BAAALA BHAIRAVAAAAAAA........"
thaan..thaan....theddha thaan.........

Tollywood lo Heroes are going like this....

1.NTR (One n Only Hard Worker and done lot of Social Service,But done few mistakes too)

2.CHIRANJEEVI(Came with his own talent,But after some days,he had faced hard things,then Given hand By NTR,through ALLU's Request)

3.RAVITEJA (Came with his own Talent,and he was also like Chiru,But by Caste feeling Rajamouli given Hand & Hit too)

4.Jr.NTR (He had some fame while he was introducing,But later he prooved him self,and one n only the Hero doesn't have own Banner....Any madule of action can be done by him only in Tollywoos)

5.Siddhartha(Came by his father's influence,later done some hard work and doing much better action )

CHIRU...Fans and ....Nandamuri fans....Mee butulni chusi...Iddarni chusi...Bayata navukuntunnaru ra...

Paina evvado annadu evvado kashtapadi rasada...bongem kada....sardar ji jokes copy chesi pettadu...nenu ade joke meeda reply ivvalani....same copy paste chesanu ra...abhimanam ekkuva aite danni pitchi antaru....adi already...BALAYYA KI...PAWAN KALYAN KI KAVALASINA ANTA VUNDI....MEE VALLA...

pichi lanjodakallara okka sari twitter open cheyyandi ra mahesh wish chesadu pavan ni


mahesh kaad ra maada mee lanti lanjodkulu maada haula ga asal mahesh eppudanna evarnana pannetti maata annad ra makki chuts


MAHESH KHALEJA ni chusi kullukokandi

SIMHA Debba Padi vadu Magadheera Gila Gila kottuku kni chahi chala rojulu ayindi... inka veediki cinemalu enduku.. Thu vedi Kojja Moham Veedu..

Veedu oka hero vediki malli fans... Hahahahaa

Keka puttinchav intiyaz bro

Krishna Vamsi is a flop director. Loads of actors, sound pollutions (non stop dialogues ) unique portrait of heroines. Hero is no more. His Sree Anjaneyam is the best example. Ram bhai becareful with old directors.

Present Tollywood heroes position:

1.Mahesh Babu
2.Jr.NTR
3.Ravi teja
4.Prabhas
5.Siddhartha

Present Tollywood Comedy Actors Position:

1.Brahmanandam
2.Ali
3.Sunil
4.Venumadhav
5.Ram charan Tej

ee kojja gadi face chudalekunda vunnam

mundu photo marchu

friends,

some more Junta ( Jr.NTR ) & Balta ( Balaiah ) Jokes.


Jr NTR & Balaiah with black board:

Jr NTR writes : rasina vadu INTELLIGENT, chadivinavadu IDIOT.

After some time balaiah saw the board and read what Jr NTR wrote and got angry and he started writing like this

rasina vadu IDIOT. Chadivinavadu INTELLIGENT.


Why chiru is not tense when balaiah thrown a grenade on him.

Because balaiah thrown the grenade without removing the pin and after removing the pin, chiru thrown it back on balaiah….


Balaiah : Ninna nenu, mee pinni godava paddamura.. nenemo park ku veldamani, mee pinnemo cinemaaku veldamani, adeeee…..mareeee…… neeku telusuga naa gurinchi…

Jr NTR : Intaku ye cinemaaku vellaru babai….



Jr NTR : Enti babai….. varshamlo maati maatiki bayataku vachi tega navvutu pose istunnavu.. emiti sangati….

Balaiah : Marem ledura… evado photo teestunnadu……adigo choodu ….. malli flash vachindi.. neevu kooda navvutu pose ivvara…..


Balaiah : Naa paatha audi car ammalanukuntunnara…… already 1 lakh kilometres tirigindi…. Manchi rate raavalantey emi cheyyali..

Jr NTR : Daanidemundi babai….. 1 lakh kilometre ni marchi 10,000 kilo meter ki meter marchesthey sari…

After one week, Jr NTR saw balaiah driving the same old audi car and attending an audio function.

Jr.NTR : Enti babai… car ammaleda…. Emiti

Balaiah : 10,000 kilometers tirigina car ni appude ammadaniki nenemanna pichodina….haaa…haaaa


Jr NTR : Babai…babai… neevu chinnappudu science lo expert vata gada.. pinni cheppindi…

Balaiah : Daanidemuntilera…emiti… emanna science lo doubtsaa..

Jr NTR : Babai, science lo water symbol emiti babai…..

Balaiah : Adi kuda teliyakunda neevu 10th ela paasayyavuraa…..water symbol is ‘ HIJKLMNO ‘

Jr NTR : Emiti babai… symbol antha peddaga vundi… correctega..

Balaiah : Avunura… correctey.. ninnane mokshagna chaduvutuntey kuda vinnanu. Water symbol H to O ani… hee..heee.

ram's foot shine

Chiru & AlluJokes:

Allu: Enti Bava, nuvvedo flight nadipaavata. kaani land cheyyaledanta.. emiti sangati.

Chiru : Ademito gani, nenu land cheddamanukunnatalo ne run way end avutundira. mana vaallu run way podavu inka penchalanukunta...

Pilot : Nee bondem gaadu, neevu run way meeda addanga dimputunnavu flight.

Traffic lo Chiru:

Allu: Bava, neevu ippudu ekkadunnavu.

Chiru : Abids road lo car maanchi speedga drive chesthu velutunnanu Bava.. deniki...

Allu: Maremledu Bava, adi one way kadaa.. aa route lo evado wrong side lo chaala speedga vastunnadanta.. jaagratha.. ippude TV9 lo chepparu.. kaasta choosukoni nadupu..

Chiru : Ee tv9 vaalleppudu intheyra... ikkada okkadu kaadu, andaru wrong side lone vastunnaru..ee vishayam tv9 ki phone chesi cheppu..

Chiru hotel bill:

Allu: enti Bava, ninna hotel lo bill daggara godava ayyindanta..

Chiru : Maremledu. waiter bill teesukochi cash paymentaa, card paymentaa ani adigadura.. danto nenu card payment ani card ichanura..

Allu: ye card ichav Bava, ICICI ya, HDFC ya leka CITY carda..

Chiru : Ration Card..

Berth in Train:

Allu: Enti Bava, train prayanam chesi dull ga vunnav... ratri niddura pattaleda..

Chiru : Naaku upper berth vachindira.. neeku telusu kada naaku upper berth lo nidra pattadani..

Allu: Mari lower berth vaallatho berth exchange chesukovaalsinaavu Bava.

Chiru : Exchange chesukundamanukunnanu Bava.. kaani lower berth lo evvaru raaledu ga...

Chiru standing infront of a Mummy.

Allu: Bava, idi pakka accident case ani anukuntaa... emantaav.

Chiru : Avunu Bava.. pakkane lorry number kuda raasaru.. BC

charan rockssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

BALAYYA MEEDA JOKES RASINAVADU...

VADI AMMANI VULLO VALLATONE KAKA....VADU KODA DENGE TYPE AITE RASTADU...LEKAPOTE RAYADU

EVARU ENTHA KULLUKONI CHACHINAA RAMCHARAN IS THE FUTURE NO.1 HERO IN SOUTH INDIA.HE IS TOLLYWOOD SACHIN.BORN TO CREATE RECORDS AND GET AWARDS.

RAMCHARAN TWO FILMS COLLECTIONS R EQUAL TO PRESENT OTHER HEROES ALL FILMS COLLECTIONS.

Chirutha entha Utter Flop ayyindo andariki telusu...Asalu daaniki collections ekkada vachayi ra.....Even sunil is far better hero than Ram charan...

waav...

junta and balta jokes are rocking india..

go man go


none can stop their comedy

atleast they are comedy kings now becos of their jokes

common junta and banta common.

chettu peru chepukuni kayalu annukune veela kosamama meeru boootulu mataladthundi

NTR Rocking man!!.

NTR Rocking man!!.

http://idlebrain.com...rindavanam.html

All above erri puku mega fans, you can find orange song from below link

http://www.ziddu.com/download/11495427/TejasOrangebyHarrisJayarajLeakedByJa yaraj.mp3.html

Pandaga chesukondi.

He will b the next topstar......
Some pepole will say like that but u go a head charan....